Seka Has Struck Again!

My good friend Seka Heartley has finally released another erotic masterpiece in her Dirk Moorcock series, Romance Raiders of The Lost Continent. This time, Dirk is a former World War I ace who is hired by the mysterious Countess Rideatop to explore a land unknown to science (unless science reads a lot of Jules Verne that is). Dinosaurs! Intrigue! And Adventure! Oh, my.

Just a reminder though. Seka does not write for young readers. As Dirks amourous adventures can be as thrilling as his dogfights and saber duels. So, if you’re over 21, have a twisted sense of humor and love a good laugh, I highly recommend this spin-off to Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy.

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Best Bad Review Ever!

Sometimes you just want people to be honest. Like this fellow who said of Passion Pirates, “Oh, dear and holy God of Ceilings, that was awful! So awful I might have to buy it anyway just for the 9.5 on the camp-o-meter!”

Seka Heartly cheerfully admits the likelihood that this guy actually read her book is quite high. Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy was never meant to be a “good” book, any more than The Toxic Avenger was meant to be a “good” movie. But that’s often the point, right?

Sometimes we are in no mood for serious literature or dark, edgy fiction. Sometimes we just want to have a good laugh and yuck it up with an author who is winking at us at every page turn. Seka is thus proud that her book is finding an audience that appreciates it.

And remember, Seka Heartley is NOT Clayton J. Callahan (it says so on the title page of her book).

New Cover For A Soon To Be Clasic

Well, my friend, Seka, just informed me that she’s finally found a cover artist worthy of Dirk Moorcock. Frankly, I think Adam Jolly did a spectacular job of bringing the richly tacky story of Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy to life. It’s the kind of art that this adult novella richly deserves, and I think it does a great job of letting the readers know exactly what kind of ride there in for.

If you wish to contact Adam for a project of your own, his website is listed on the title page of this science fiction masterpiece.

Enjoy Responsibly.

Also, Adam Jolly is currently working on the cover for the upcoming sequel, Romance Raiders of The Lost Continent! I’m very much looking forward to seeing it finished sometime this spring!

New Cover Comming For Passion Pirates

As many of you know, my “good friend,” Seka Heartly has written a space opera parody called Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy. It’s a hilarious, if very raunchy, spoof of science fiction tropes that is far more funny than erotic…but it’s also erotic.

Trouble is, the current cover has not exactly propelled the book to the literary heights that are it’s due. So a new cover has been commissioned and is now awaiting colorization. Here, we see the bold and daring Dirk Moorcock ready for action with Conductor Sobo of the Gamoran Marching band ready to battle the dreaded Rift Pirates in order to save the planet Cin.

Passion–Now In Paperback

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My “good friend” Seka Heartly’s book, Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy, is now available in paperback from Amazon! This is a rollicking space adventure for the young at heart…who also happens to be over twenty-one of age.

Meet Dirk Moorcock, hero of the galactic empire, as he battles the mustache-twirling villains of villainy in order to save the Lost Galaxy.  Thrill to his daring-do while cringing at the atrocious puns, and mocked cliches of pulp-era science fiction…and peek behind the curtain to reveal the adult goings on in the hut of Konie the Barbarian.

Basically, this book is a tongue and cheek space opera with just enough titillation to call it erotica, but not enough to consider it porn. I do hope you enjoy, Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy responsibly. Click the link below to find it in print on Amazon.

Coming Soon, A New Book of Adventure and “Romance”

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Okay, now I have the release date Seka Heartly’s first novel. Look for Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy on April first. That’s right April Fool’s Day 2016.

Remember, I am NOT Seka Heartly.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

After leaving the CIA, Seka Heartly worked as a model for the Italian fashion industry for over ten years before retiring to Montana to raise wild mustangs in a land no man can tame. She has never married, preferring to have exotic romances with wealthy adventurous men from around the world. She was first inspired to write Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy at a party in Paris where she met film legends Rodger Coreman and Caroline Monro.

She has no immediate plans for a second book as she is currently occupied with a project for NASA; redesigning the International Space Station.

 

 

Comming Soon, Passion & Pirates

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My good friend, Seka Heartly (We’re so close we’re almost the same person) has finished her first book and I want to spread the good news. Passion Pirates of The Lost Galaxy will be coming out this time next month on Amazon.

It’s the stirring tale of Commander Dirk Moorcock, agent of the empress, as he battles the dreaded Rift Pirates for the planet Cin. Adventure, mayhem, sex, daring do, and more sex fill the pages of this not-for-kids space novella.

So stick your tongue firmly in your cheek and have a good time reading this farcical space opera in March of 2016!